St. Valentine's Day

Hey,

So, it's that time of the year again... No, not christmas, Valentine's day!

If you are, like me, undoubtly about to recieve absolutely nothing tommorow then here's what to do instead of crying over your sad and pitiful existence and listening to sad music in your bedroom.

Eat chocolate-

Did you know that chocolate gives you a feeling similar to romance?

Eat as much chocolate as you can without throwing up, or even do throw up- it's your choice.

And don't you be worrying about getting fat- it's obvious no-one likes you anyway so you might as well eat what you want.

Compensate-

How much would you spend on your partner if you had one on valentine's day?

Well, I say go out and buy yourself a nice big present with the money and enjoy having a gift you actualy like and won't want to burn after the relationship goes downhill.

Enjoy the other kind of love-

Whether it's your family, friends or your cat that you love most, make sure you let them know just how much tommorrow.
But please, DO NOT put the pictures of you kissing the side of the fishtank on facebook. It's not a good image. Also, your goldfish loves you too, he just would prefer to keep things between you...

If you, unfortunately are cheapscate and wouldn't have bought your partner a gift, are clinically obese and need to lose wieght for health reasons so cannot eat anymore chocolate AND are so socially awkward your family has abandoned you and you have no friends, there's still hope that this Valentine's Day or the next will reveal a true love which will last forever.

Happy Valentine's Day,

Kylee L ♥